last updated 7/30/1998

We come in all shapes and sizes...the shortest adult is 4'9", the tallest is 6'6", but it doesn't matter because our hearts couldn't be any bigger when it comes to love!

The author's picture is mercifully abcent.  Don't like my "spirit captured.....Imagine Cher...we used to look alike....but I don't do tatoos....and neither does she since she had them removed

These are my two oldest and my granddaughter....whom I still have not seen 8^{.  Despite their normal height appearance, Jen is 6'3", Kristofer is 6'6" and Arianna is signifigantly shorter.

The man with all the creative talent in the family is the one and only Joe McLane(y), professional copywriter and award-winning audio commercial production guy.  The third generation of the name, Joe is an exceedingly friendly person with little sense of compass directions.  He is dearly loved and with good reason....there is no better or loyal friend.

The fourth of his name, Joey McLaney is an extremely outgoing, well behaved young man who loves to sing, dance and entertain (could it be because both his folks are in broadcasting?).  He was walking at 10 months, had a vocabulary of  about 75 words at 12 months and hasn't shut up since!  Since BIRTH, he has ALWAYS slept with one leg crossed over the other....strange.  He was 3 in this picture in 1996.

Here's where we have spent Jul 1997-June 1998....a campground where Joey and his dad played bubbles and road Joey's bike (sometimes joey rode it too).  this is the last known photo of the mysterious disappearing blue 4-square ball.

Return to Home Page